I Like My Britney Bald and Crazy, Thank You

Vanilla days are upon us...and I doubt it'll get any better. Post Millennial Amerika has really turned up the heat under the melting pot...I am squinting to see any individuality. Maybe this is a good thing, my opinion is mine alone.

Internet...I cast a cautious glance your way. I am seeing a side of you that I don't like. Homogeneity. Lil Wayne, Blake Shelton, Selena Gomez milkshake, anyone?

Columbine made you soft Amerika. The Columbine and the 9-11. They scared you, scarred you.Made you want to feign contentment. Made you wanna play it safe.  

What happened to painting the White House black?