Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Free Advice to an Over Zealous Guard

Ok, Bonaparte...I have an idea, I know your intellect is limited at best but stay with me. 

Build a time machine, it is possible-Google it. Upon completion, I want you to travel back to the 1970's and buy a high caliber hand gun...any kind will do, I can't do all your thinking for you. 

Once acquiring said firearm, I want you to place it in your mouth and pull the trigger. 

Thank you.

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