Maddog as Eye Candy?

Well...I don't know if I should be flattered or not, but one guard in particular has gotten into the habit of strip searching us every time we leave laundry...Which, for real if everyone did it, I wouldn't even think twice about it. It IS jail after all...so the search itself isn't what bothers me. Nah...I am concerned with the fact that NO other guards strip us. Weird. I mean, I am an open minded guy...I'm not a homophobe by any stretch, but I am not down with being some jail guard's secret man crush...It's hard out here for a pimp.